Title: The Journalist and the Dancer
journalist, reviews restaurants and night clubs in Ibiza. After a painful
breakup and nervous breakdown in the UK, he aims to live a more spiritual
possession-free life on the Mediterranean island.
live his dream of dancing in Ibiza’s large prestigious night clubs.
an instant attraction which soon develops into an emotional connection neither
of them feels ready for.
other brings them closer together, though neither of them planned on being in a
proper relationship. But when a family crisis pulls Lucas back to Madrid and a
painful encounter with his abusive ex, Christopher deals with painful
experiences of his own.
asked. He wore a low v-neck sleeveless T-shirt and looked far too skimpily
dressed for what was purporting to be another straight bar.
winked—it was always worth a try wherever he was, and Ibiza’s bars were very
mixed anyway. Straights and gays shared most drinking establishments happily. A
relationship of equals, was that too much to want?
anything unusual. Among the rubbish about it being the new place to be seen on
the island and where all the it people hung out, whoever they were—Christopher
had lived on Ibiza for a year or so and had yet to meet these so-called it
people—were pictures of men and women laughing and drinking together, so probably
aiming for the straight crowd.
Can I get you something else?” The barman shook the hose contraption and
is surprising. The red walls were covered in likenesses of the island’s shape,
with large white skulls painted on either end, and the dark corners of the club
were filled with silver chairs and tables. The latest Eurotrash track boomed
from the stage on the far side of the room. Christopher stifled a yawn. Somehow,
this wasn’t quite what he’d imagined looking for a less materialistic life
would be like.
cocktail adorned with a blue umbrella and red cherry along the bar. “Surprise!”
pleasantly shocked that he enjoyed the bitter sweetness. “When is the actual
enthusiastically about the cannons, which were going to spurt white foam over
the revellers on the dance floor.
2000 called and it wants its nightclub back. Christopher rolled his eyes behind
the tall cocktail glass.
one—apparently.” The barman shrugged and his biceps rippled in the light. “Mind
you, have you seen the cages hanging above the dance floor?”
the source of the pulsing noise that passed as music here.
tacky without actually saying it’s a bit tacky? How about fanciful? Or maybe
enthusiastic? Christopher pondered the right words for a few moments.
customer, tiny white shorts about two sizes too small encased his tight arse
cheeks—definitely a good seven or an eight—wiggling as he walked.
that arse was on a straight man, then pulled a white wafer-thin laptop from his
bag and began writing his Ibiza Discovered review for yet another nightclub
opening. If I ask the barman a few more questions, that, and a few words about
the ambiance—always deathly dull at these things—I’ll be done and home to chill
out with the TV and Sally within the hour. Maybe that’s why I’m still single.
Or maybe it’s because I don’t think I’ll ever find a man who’s equal to me…
slight man in a black suit with sweat on his brow appeared at Christopher’s
within the hour plan was looking less likely now, he followed the man to an
area with a red velvet rope and clipboard-checking woman who flicked her long
brown hair more often than she checked the guest list.
woman checked it and was then shown to a table with other people talking and
toasting with champagne.
going to want to talk to me and want to know who I…Damn!
the table asked.
asking the same questions, probably going to suggest the same bloody drinking
game as the evening progressed. Being this standoffish was definitely not
improving his chances of finding a date any time soon, he realised.
few local papers, a website mag, and a clubbing scene mag—Christopher gritted
his teeth as the first man suggested they play a drinking game, based on how
many times the manager said certain words in his welcome address.
the manager announcing the formal opening, and already half an hour late, his
quiet evening plans were gradually disappearing, drink by drink.
the last club opening he’d been to, something about a fire alarm and how they’d
all ended up in the… Christopher’s attention drifted from the man’s story to a
gentlemen who skipped and floated across the dance floor. Nothing too unusual
so far, but the fact that he was wearing only a pair of tight gold trunks with
glitter over his athletic hairless chest made Christopher sit up, his shorts
tighten, and his stomach flutter.
madre!” and turned to face Christopher, staring for what seemed like a minute,
smiling and not breaking eye contact.
this exotic passionate creature, staring so intensely and deeply it felt as if
he were staring into his soul. He knew that no man dressing like that would
take himself too seriously. He felt sure that a man like that would humour his
partner, was comfortable with himself fully without censoring, wouldn’t mock
every decision of other people like… Christopher stopped that particular avenue
man shook his head, clapped twice, and ran through a door to the side of the
nine, possibly a ten. Who is he? What’s the English equivalent to that sweary
Spanish phrase? Where is he going? And why aren’t I talking to him instead of
this group of idiots?
Meet the Author
ends and becomes Essex. He shares his house with his boyfriend and cat. He
enjoys baking, cooking, classic cars and socializing with friends. He has a
sweet tooth for food and entertainment: loving to escape from real life with a
romantic book; enjoying a good cry at a sad, funny and camp film; and listening
to musical cheesy pop from the eighties to now. He tirelessly watches an awful
lot of Gilmore Girls in the name of writing ‘research’.
British and American presses, his gay romance and gay fiction focuses on
friendships, British humour, romance with plenty of sparkle. He’s a member of
the Romantic Novelists’ Association, and the Chartered Institute of Marketing.
With a masters in creative writing from Kingston University, he teaches writing
workshops with his partner in sarcasm and humour, Virginia Heath as
www.realpeoplewritebooks.com and has also ghost written a client’s 5 Star